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What happens when a "bored halfwit with a desperate need for attention" gets onto the internet? Well, judge for yourself.
This page documents the borbardment of many different websites. Nothing is beyond our reach: Customer Support Live Chats, Answers Sites and Etc.
Most of the pictures are made by Asteroid2000, however, some are by VKasan and Durdge-o. Also, Sushipantsu hosts his screenshots on his site.

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Yahoo Madness
The First Assault
Tony Helps Other People
My Best Friend Is Dead
I Am Being Stalked
URGENT! I Smell Really Bad
Programming Help
What the hell is that? HELP! URGENT!
Father, Worms and Chickens
HIV-78 UKIP Grenades & Black Male Spotted
Another Pack of Questions (And Answers)
A Bunch of Weird Questions
What's Wrong With Abortions?
Are These Signs of Alzheimers?
Family Member in a Cult
Strange Color Of Feces
Spilled Drink In My Father's Car
Loud Neighbours
Driving On The Wrong Lane
Going To The Store While Naked
Miami Vice Remake by Vin Diesel
Going Deaf
Poisoned Pet Goldfish
Pregnant at 16
Autism Alert
Grandaddy's Buzzsaw
Stairway To Heaven
My Friend's Name?
Stolen Wheelchair
Speeding Ticket When In Garage
Who Is Wrong In This Situation?
Police Violence
Pizza Hut Gang Weed (By ???)
My Son Watches Porn
Mailbox Booby Trap
Trump 2020 MAGA
Fukushima No Translator
Too Much TV
The Kelvin Saga
You Can Come On Here
Refund On A Strange Item
Dad's Car Got Stolen
Captcha (HELLO JIM)
Strange Phonecalls
Strange People (Kelvin At His Best)
A Man Is Trying to Run Me Over
What's an "Alt-Right"?
Is World War 3 Imminent?
Irreputable Proof

Walmart Warfare
Garden Hose (Swearing)
Garden Hose 2
Hello Mexican
Hello Mexican 2
Improper Messages
Strudel Chlamidya
Illegal Immigrant
Lots of Email
Domain Name Question (Interrogation)
Diversity Hires (Illiterate)
Trapped 2
Trapped 3
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner (By VKasan)
Can i Cum on you?(By VKasan)
Refund on Marvin
Egyptian Moose BDSM
Back In Time (By Durdge-o)
Dog Nuke (By Durdge-o)
Clarissa The Troon
Rocket Fuel (Big Cock)
Karlos Toilet
Karlos 2 (Constipated)
lol lol lolol
Close The Chat Immediately
My Bobby
The Most Sincere Correspondence
The Most Sincere Correspondence 2
NiHao Ted Nugent
Odorless, Leak Free
Michelle Dude Version
King Of The Britons
Visually Impaired
Waht Is English?
Moloko V Bratislavu
I NEED a Machine
Carbohydrator Annoyance
Skillet Refund Madness
Gor-Gor Demonoid Monster
My Son Just Had A Stroke
Long Name
Long Name 2
Ball Sacking (By VKasan)
Bad Impersonation (By VKasan)
So Spooky (By VKasan)
Karlos Toilet 3 (Halloween)
Demonoid Deep Throat
Starbucks False Flag

Starbucks Skirmishes
Coffee Is Faulty
Mayo Overdose
Stuck In Toilet (By VKasan)
Walmart Is Better (By VKasan)
Starbucks Rewards
Hi Honey
Cumshots In My Coffee
A Deal You Can't Refuse
Nokia Eric 12278 auf Deutsch
Big Man
Big Man 2
Big Man 3
A Nutritient Frog
Naked Person & Chlamidya
Free Coffee Scam (Failure)
A Gift for Walmart (Suspicious)
Roger Roger
Aids Syringe
Dirty Talk
A Question to Discuss

Meet the Characters

Tony, Bobby & Father Erik
Yahoo Answers, Omegle

A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved. The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him. He lives in a family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded young brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum.

Alfredo Erectic
Walmart Live Chat

Alfredo is a middleaged pervert, who also just happens to live in the city of Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but 'cause his behaviour, it's not ever gonna happen. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items. At times he has to refund them, or the delivery does not happen, and so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".

Sarge Chat, Walmart Live Chat

Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility ( Chattanooga), at a place called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on, when he tried to order their book to his facility. The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion.

Chattanooga Madman

An insane resident of that same ol' city from TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his troubles.

Some ways fuck with Walmart Employees

By Execution:
-Brute Force - when you are asked to provide an email type "no" several times, or when an agent disconnects, spam messages quick. You can easily get atleast 6 employees in chat. They can only see your messages, not other workers'. This way you can give an entire department a hard time.
-Refund Brute Force - try to brute force a refund.
-Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob - try to refund a vacuum cleaner because it does poor blowjobs. Or try to buy one for the same cause.
-Foul Language - Swear your ass off while actually trying to get an item. Employees usually try to help you despite the swearing.
While these are pretty fun to do, they don't necessairly make agents say unique things.

The Kelvin Saga (Yahoo Answers)

Kelvin began leaving repeative answers on my.. i mean tony's questions long time ago. Usually it would be something like "You come on here and troll" (one time it was you CAN come on here and troll). Since he was constantly answering my stuff, i decided to fuck with him and started writing questions with him as character in them. He immediately noticed and things went in an unpredictable way. Check it out, it's really funny. He also blocked me so i can't reply to him anymore.